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(for Fun) - Oud Pick-up Lines ...

Discussion in 'General' started by Andrew Salkin, Jun 24, 2020.

  1. Andrew Salkin

    Andrew Salkin it's aboud time! Staff Member

    Thought this might be amusing - I know you guys are witty and full of puns - let's hear your best oud or fragrance based pick up lines!

    I'll start....


    "Hey babe - come over and I'll take you on a trip through Southeast Asia in my bedroom"
     
  2. zeedubbya

    zeedubbya Oud Fan

    I’ll play.

    “Oh No no no no no...I swear to you dear, Ensar’s site told me it was an aphrodisiac and I put that there for your benefit not mine!

    NO it’s not poison I promise! Hang on, I’ll show you right here on the website where it says....................wait......hang on.........I swear to you it was right here just last week in the write up!! No no please don’t go—I will find it!”
     
  3. newrealitynow

    newrealitynow Whats this Oud About?

  4. Louis Miller

    Louis Miller Oud Fanatic

    Swish.
     
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  5. Louis Miller

    Louis Miller Oud Fanatic

    I'll bite

    "I paid $500 for this tiny bottle of essential oil. Wanna go splits on a box of wine?"
     
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  6. AngelicaOud

    AngelicaOud Whats this Oud About?

    i would cry if a guy said that to me. lol
     
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  7. DubOudh

    DubOudh Aster Oudh

    I once met a lovely fine girl,
    Whose beauty resembled a pearl.
    While myself a fine dude,
    to get her into the mood
    suggest we open a bottle of Oud.

    Thank you...:)
     
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  8. Dean

    Dean Kinam King

    Gotta give em a swipe of my finest oil to get them in the moud ;)
     
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  9. Louis Miller

    Louis Miller Oud Fanatic

    Hey there cutey, come closer, I'll tell you a secret . . . my wrist smells like artisinal horse manure.
     
  10. Taesik Yun

    Taesik Yun True Ouddict Staff Member

    hahahaha nice one :Roflmao:
     
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  11. rodspeed

    rodspeed Oud Poet

    You have to tailor a pickup line to your audience, right?

    Cat-call version: “Hot damn - you’re fine! Loving your skin chemistry; I bet that booty is mighty oudy!”

    Emo version: “My bruised and blackened heart suffered countless wounds in the past and so I buried it deep. But then you came around, dug me up and set my love on fire.”

    Sappy version: “Ranjatai’s fragrance will have long disappeared before my love for you fades.”

    Crass version: “If you suck on this good wood long enough, I bet your tongue will go numb.”

    Philosophical version: “Life everywhere is in a battle against injury, decay and death. Do you want to know what her perspiration smells like? Here...sniff my arm.”

    Gold-digger version: “I have Kinam back at my place.”

    Polite creeper version: “May I swipe this oil on your neck and sniff you at different intervals? I brought a pad and pen for notes.”

    Corny version: “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck oud?”

    Ouddict version: “Excuse me miss...*smiles*...are you wearing...oud?”
     
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