Laugh of the day!

[language scent]

Deep in Vietnam’s Phong Nha-Kẻ Bàng National Park lies Sơn Đoòng — the largest cave on Earth, so vast it has its own weather system. This underground marvel is home to drifting clouds, flowing rivers, and entire forests teeming with life. Discovered in 1991 and fully explored only in 2009, its cathedral-like chambers are over 200 meters tall — large enough to fit a 40-story building! Light streaming through collapsed ceilings allows plant life to thrive, creating a surreal ecosystem hidden from the outside world. It’s a cave… with its own climate. Nature, once again, redefines awe.

AAAAH THAAAATS WHERE THEY GET THE WHITE KINAM FROM

 

[Mr.P]

I found the only agarwood mala for me.

 

[Loulikesoud]

Did I ever post this one?

My wife sent me this one years ago when I opened up a bottle I bought in Jeddah back in '14.

 

[Ouderriffic]

What if there is a parallel universe where the trees distill humans, and wear the oils from them? Food for thought…

 

[Mr.P]

I don't know if this counts as a laugh or not, gave me a laugh when I thought about it.

I used to play some of these simulation games like Plant Tycoon and Fish Tycoon, where are you basically have to run a business breeding and raising animals kind of a simulated plant nursery or fish store, and you have to breed the fish and the plants to achieve these amazing varieties that sell for lots of money etc. You have to set prices and run a little market and you have to keep your plants and fish alive, expand your facilities and so on as you make profit.

Are there any Ouddict game developers out there? Who is going to make Agarwood Tycoon??

it's a SIM… You start out with a handful of seeds, some CK grafts, a bit of cash, and a small patch of land, which you have to somehow turn into a profit over a five year period. As you accumulate money you can invest in land and equipment to create a thriving operation.

There's a local craftsman who you can hire to build you a still once you save up enough money. Copper smith, glass blower... each has their rates, various upgrades and components that can be used to improve your process.

There's like a farmer's market where you can try to sell your harvests. A big city nearby where you can really make bank once you can afford a truck…


Employment agency where you can find workers to help manage repetitive tasks that get too time-consuming in the game.

Most importantly you have to choose a path… It's like red dead redemption. There's a dark side and there's a light side and you accumulate karma. You can totally make bank by committing to one path or the other.

On the dark side, you can buy barrels of pthalates and synthetic diluents and try selling oils with different small percentages of essential oil fractions or synthetic diluent. Each time you sell an oil there is a certain probability of a GCMS test - and with each test there is a certain probability that your oil will fail depending on how much you've stretched it.

You also have a choice to market to rubes or to connoisseurs, each of which has its long-term consequences on your profitability and future options…

You can try low margin high volume sales, or marking things way the hell up and accepting a smaller customer base.

Your character has some kind of reputation which affects the probabilities of your stuff being tested, and impacts the amount of haggling that you have to do to actually make a sale.

you have to select different varieties of agarwood, can crossbreed, and set harvest cycles that enable you to turn a profit while giving the trees enough time to mature…

I will play the #%*€ out of this game if you make it.

 

[LasLunas]

Deep in Vietnam’s Phong Nha-Kẻ Bàng National Park lies Sơn Đoòng — the largest cave on Earth, so vast it has its own weather system. This underground marvel is home to drifting clouds, flowing rivers, and entire forests teeming with life. Discovered in 1991 and fully explored only in 2009, its cathedral-like chambers are over 200 meters tall — large enough to fit a 40-story building! Light streaming through collapsed ceilings allows plant life to thrive, creating a surreal ecosystem hidden from the outside world. It’s a cave… with its own climate. Nature, once again, redefines awe.

AAAAH THAAAATS WHERE THEY GET THE WHITE KINAM FROM

Magnificent Place. I watched a National Geographic special a while back on this cave system. Fascinating!

 

[Mr.P]

 

[Mr.P]

 

[mobyus]

I don't know if this counts as a laugh or not, gave me a laugh when I thought about it.

I used to play some of these simulation games like Plant Tycoon and Fish Tycoon, where are you basically have to run a business breeding and raising animals kind of a simulated plant nursery or fish store, and you have to breed the fish and the plants to achieve these amazing varieties that sell for lots of money etc. You have to set prices and run a little market and you have to keep your plants and fish alive, expand your facilities and so on as you make profit.

Are there any Ouddict game developers out there? Who is going to make Agarwood Tycoon??

it's a SIM… You start out with a handful of seeds, some CK grafts, a bit of cash, and a small patch of land, which you have to somehow turn into a profit over a five year period. As you accumulate money you can invest in land and equipment to create a thriving operation.

There's a local craftsman who you can hire to build you a still once you save up enough money. Copper smith, glass blower... each has their rates, various upgrades and components that can be used to improve your process.

There's like a farmer's market where you can try to sell your harvests. A big city nearby where you can really make bank once you can afford a truck…


Employment agency where you can find workers to help manage repetitive tasks that get too time-consuming in the game.

Most importantly you have to choose a path… It's like red dead redemption. There's a dark side and there's a light side and you accumulate karma. You can totally make bank by committing to one path or the other.

On the dark side, you can buy barrels of pthalates and synthetic diluents and try selling oils with different small percentages of essential oil fractions or synthetic diluent. Each time you sell an oil there is a certain probability of a GCMS test - and with each test there is a certain probability that your oil will fail depending on how much you've stretched it.

You also have a choice to market to rubes or to connoisseurs, each of which has its long-term consequences on your profitability and future options…

You can try low margin high volume sales, or marking things way the hell up and accepting a smaller customer base.

Your character has some kind of reputation which affects the probabilities of your stuff being tested, and impacts the amount of haggling that you have to do to actually make a sale.

you have to select different varieties of agarwood, can crossbreed, and set harvest cycles that enable you to turn a profit while giving the trees enough time to mature…

I will play the #%*€ out of this game if you make it.

This is a great idea. Best developers happen to be in Eastern Europe, especially Ukraine. Do we have any Ukrainian or Eastern European developers here? I have a contact in India who owns a game development studio. They’re in Bangalore. They would love to do it.

 

[Mr.P]

oops

 

[Mr.P]

New killer secret animalic ingredient dropped you heard it here first!!

 

[mesOUD]

New killer secret animalic ingredient dropped you heard it here first!!
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If you see a celebrity wearing something like this while walking the red carpet,
you can be sure that by the next day, people will be lining up to get one
And acting as if they’ve just discovered the one thing their life had always been missing.

 

[LasLunas]

For those who are not able to splurge on sloth turds I am able to provide an endless supply of Canine or Feline excrement. All pieces are free if you come scoop it yourself!
Northeastern USA. 24 Hours😵

 

[Mr.P]

 

[Mr.P]

 

[Mr.P]

 

[Joe]

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ACK!

 

[Mr.P]

I know some New Yorkers like to go down to Florida in the winter, I just want to go down there for falling iguana season.

 

[language scent]

CRACK-FU master vs imaginary flies

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[Mr.P]